Christianityvs.Scientology
Cites major historical figures when convenient, dismisses them when not Cites major scientists when convenient, dismisses them when not
Uses facts when they fit the evidence, declares scientists heretical when not Uses facts when they fit the evidence, declares scientists heretical when not
Sues the be-Jesus out of disbelievers Sues the be-Xenu out of disbelievers
Has George Bush Has L. Ron Hubbard
Tithes Dianetics
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